I've been going around on omegle and just being weird. here is the chat:

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: What would you like to order off the menu?
Stranger: it depends whats in the menu
You: We have fried grass, bamboozle, your mom, rufus from street fighter 4 with a side of apple sauce, stur fry cat and a protein shake made from beef, strawberries and piss.
Stranger: i would like to take strawberries without piss
You: ok I give you protien shake with no piss soon\
Stranger: thanks
You: that would be 10 dollars
You: we make you pay in advance cuz everyone here dines and dashes
You: If you pay with another currency we charge you more cuz then jose has to get more gas in his car so he can drive to the currency shop in his pinto.
You: IM TALKING TO YOU YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i have to pay with euros, cause i dont have anything else. but kroons are fine too
You: we charge u 2 kroons
Stranger: ok
You: u want drink?
You: we have tofu juice, crack juice, marijuana juice and apple juice
Stranger: apple juice, thank you
You: we out o apple juice. want cranberry juice?
Stranger: sure
You: we out o cranberry juice. you get marijuana juice.
You: ok?
You: want apetiazah?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i want marijuana juice
You: our apetiazahs are bricks, fried crap and baked jose.
You: we baked jose cuz he always spent the gas money on h**kers
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i'll take marijuana juice
You: I'll give it to you
Stranger: ok
You: Here it is
You: I give u baked jose as apetizah
Stranger: no, i dont want it
You: to bad
You: we cut him up to bite-sized pieces just 3 u
Stranger: fine!
Stranger: i'll throw him to the trash
You: the trash eat u then
Stranger: i dont think it will
You: but we prove it in scientific test
You: have u fallen asleep?
You: here is your f*ckin protein shake
You: we forgot to take the piss out
You: we thought joses crap would drown out the taste.
You: do here u go.
You: COME AND EAT YO FOOD!
Stranger: im not gonna eat it anymore
You: yes u are
You: fine we give u free wan tons
Stranger: it was f*cking nice to be a customer in your f*cking restaurant - or what ever it is
Stranger: have a f*cking nice day
You: thank u
You: we give u jose's newborn daughter as snack for ride home
You: good bye
You: f*ck you and thank you for coming to our restaurant\
Stranger: suck my dick you asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I inserted the stars.